baboo.

“why do girls wear heels?”

acrylicchick:

Are you crazy? How can you not love heels! They’re about as lovable as chocolate!

Loads of boys have asked me this. The simple answer…..

Heels transform us from yuck to fuck. They make our legs look longer, our asses look pert and generally they make us look hotter than before.

I am a heel lover. My friends even bought me heels for my 18th that’s how bad it is. I even have heeled military boots.

Heels make us think you will be magically attracted to us. Simple as.

Yuck.