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The dumbest story ever. Die.

It used to do the rounds by forwarded emails a couple years back and now its going around Facebook. So this is the 15 year old coming out of me as I’ve always wanted to say this but never had a platform to do so.

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face he grabbed her arm and said “You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I’d die..

So firstly, what sort of guy would tell a girl she’s not pretty and then not tell her she’s beautiful straight away, knowing fully well the girl would be upset if he only told her she’s not pretty. Why would any guy wait until she’s got tears in her eyes? It’s so dumb. His words aren’t even sweet, as girls would say.

It gets better.

Isn’t that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of school, anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15 minutes, you’re safe.

Damn, I’ve only posted it on 14 pages. I shall now feel the wrath of cupid and go to hell.