July 2010
4 posts
STUPID BOY STUPID BOY STUPID BOY
MAKE THE BEST OUT OF LIFE YOU STUPID BOY
STOP WASTING IT AWAY STUPID BOY
YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER 25TH JULY 2010
IT IS ALMOST OVER AND YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING
STUPID BOY.
rain. →
Twilight Eclipse is coming out soon!!! :D
Time to bring out the glitter and strap-on fairy wings.
June 2010
8 posts
You're back
I love you.
You bore me.
When you tell me I’m the most amazing person ever.
When you tell me I look awesome every time you lay your eyes on me.
When you call me at every opportunity to talk to me.
When you remind me how sweet my voice sounds every time we speak.
When you devote every part of you to me after the first day.
…
You make me shinier than the shiniest star in the night sky.
You put me so high...
You love love
Only for whoever has not experienced love and writes about love..
When you want to be proposed to on a lonely, sandy beach, with the sky so bright and the sea so blue, you love love. Any man can take you there and propose to you.
When you talk about the endless nights you spent dreaming of meeting the perfect guy, and when you describe him in every small detail … his broad shoulders, the...
No.. you can't be my friend.
Looking back at this memory now I cringe with embarrassment.
I must have been around 8 or 9 years old. There was a new family in town and my parents being the lovely people that they are invited the new family over to our house.
I was upstairs in my room when my dad called me to come downstairs (I hadn’t heard the doorbell ring as I was listening to music otherwise I’d have been...
May 2010
6 posts
Arnold Schwarzenegger
My views about this guy changed after I read the story of Stanley Tookie Williams.
One question that completely BLOWS my mind
One question that completely blows my mind whenever I think about it is: How did god come to existence?
I mean, everything must have a beginning!
Angry teacher: I'm going to call your parents!
I did not like being bored and at school I got in trouble for this. I liked to make lessons fun. I was not a bad student by any means. I just didn’t like stupid boring lessons.
Without bragging, I was one of those pupils who didn’t need to do too much work to get excellent grades. I did not need to give the teacher my undivided attention because everything they said all sunk into my...
Would you take a bullet for me?
“No” I hear you say.
Would you jump off the first floor for me? Well..
When I was a young child I had a best friend who lived on my block. We were inseparable. We’d spend hours playing football, or video games, or making stuff out of cardboard and just generally fucking about, as kids do.
One day his parents had enough and locked him up in his room. It was situated on the...
Forrest Gump
I have watched Forrest Gump around 10 times during my childhood, but never in my adulthood. It was always about a dumb guy who would say stupid things and all he did was run, for child-me. It was really boring and I’d never finish the whole film because it was just a dumb film and there was nothing else on the other channels.
I always wondered how it received such good ratings on IMDB...
April 2010
3 posts
The need to be on top - eBay.
Some people are stupid. They want an item on eBay so bad that they have the constant urge to be the highest bidder - even when it means they bid so much that they take the price to absurd heights.
For example, if they bid on an item which has 4 days to run and then someone outbids them, both bidders will continue to outbid eachother in a vicious cycle which will take the price stupendously high.
...
March 2010
4 posts
I feel sick
I think I’m coming down with a cold or the flu (I don’t know the difference between the two) which gives me the opportunity to write.
I’ve been busy working and I get home tired so I don’t really have the energy to write. I’m still enjoying my job as I was a couple weeks back and still with the same enthusiasm.
It’s always challenging. Everything has to spot...
February 2010
6 posts
Morgan Freeman
I adore this man. <3
Note to self: Watch The Bucket List.
Do I look like a library to you?
When you ask someone a general question that you think they may know the answer to (and anyone may know) and they reply with “Do I look like a library to you?” in a rude tone - you know to STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
January 2010
24 posts
It's been a while.
I’ve been incredibly busy. I haven’t forgotten you all, I swear.
Once I’ve started my new job and everything else settles down I’ll be more frequent on here, I promise.
<3
"why do girls wear heels?"
acrylicchick:
Are you crazy? How can you not love heels! They’re about as lovable as chocolate!
Loads of boys have asked me this. The simple answer…..
Heels transform us from yuck to fuck. They make our legs look longer, our asses look pert and generally they make us look hotter than before.
I am a heel lover. My friends even bought me heels for my 18th that’s how bad it is. I even have...
It's a funny story, actually
On Monday I happened to meet one of my competitors for the job, the day before my interview. It was a total coincidence and a total coincidence that she is exactly 3 days younger than me. She was a petite dark Asian girl (not that that’s important, mind). Her interview time was half an hour before mine. When I first got the interview I was told I will be competing with two others for the...
I GOT THE JOB!
I got the job. Wow. I am so happy right now.
I’ll give you more details when I have calmed the fuck down.
Soldiers are not my heroes.
The soldiers currently in Afghanistan and Iraq are not my heroes. Is that a bad thing? Not necessarily.
They are not fighting for my rights and liberties as some misinformed people claim. Them being in Iraq and Afghanistan makes no difference to my lifestyle or rights.
Unfortunately for them they are fighting a rich man’s war. We were told by the Bush administration that they are invading...
NO, I WILL NOT PAY $3.99 A MONTH TO USE FACE BOOK... →
If any of your Facebook friends are dumb enough to be believe this and be joined to this group, remove them from your friends list.
The dumbest story ever. Die.
It used to do the rounds by forwarded emails a couple years back and now its going around Facebook. So this is the 15 year old coming out of me as I’ve always wanted to say this but never had a platform to do so.
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would...
American girls v British girls
Guy: Hey! Let's go out for a movie?
American girl: Fuck yaah! Come on let's go out, let's do it!
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Guy: Hey! Let's go out for a movie?
British girl: OMG stalker pervert paedophile weirdo go away!
Interview! YES! Panel interview - shit.
The good news - I have a job interview (which I talked about in December).
The bad news - it’s a panel interview. Which means there will be more than one person there staring at me while I impress. I’ve never had a panel interview before so I need to extra prepare.
I woke up to a email telling me I got the interview which shaped the rest of my day - brilliant.
The thing with me is...
I look back at stuff
Random memories pop up in my head. I have a really weird one of when I was about 14 as I was walking in central London on my own. I was young and naive.
I was walking along a path and as I looked ahead of me there was a grown man dressed in his smart work clothes - who winks at me. Immediately, being 14, I think to myself “GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” and I must’ve made a half...
Boys Are Stupid ,, Girls ALWAYS Find Out The... →
With that sort of spelling, you’re in no position to call others stupid.
Explosions in the Sky - The Only Moment We Were...